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Satirical ‘Secret Tory MP’ unmasked as Pembrokeshire environmental campaigner
- Henry Morris, a Pembrokeshire-based environmental campaigner and personal trainer, reveals his true identity as the mastermind behind the satirical Twitter account, which posed as a secret Tory MP offering a humorous glimpse into Westminster.
THE ENGIGMATIC figure behind the widely followed “secret Tory MP” Twitter account, renowned for its satirical take on life at Westminster, has finally emerged from the shadows. Contrary to expectations, the individual responsible for the account is not a genuine Tory MP, but rather Henry Morris, an environmental campaigner and personal trainer hailing from Pembrokeshire.
The revelation, unveiled last week through Twitter, stirred a myriad of reactions among the account’s followers. While some expressed disappointment that the satirical character turned out to be an imposter, others lauded the extensive parody project. James O’Brien, host of LBC, hailed the revelation as “magnificent” in response to a video disclosing Morris’s true identity. Many followers admitted to being in fits of laughter after watching the reveal video.
In an interview with the BBC, Morris, who resides near Crymych in Pembrokeshire, showed no remorse if individuals were misled into believing he was an authentic Tory MP. He remarked, “If people feel deceived by my portrayal of a real MP, I would like to express my apologies, although I must admit that I am not genuinely sorry. The essence of the deception is more reflective of the conduct exhibited by those seated in Westminster rather than my prowess as a trickster.” Morris further added, “People often discover unexpected talents, whether in ballet or darts. As it turns out, I have an uncanny knack for impersonating a Tory MP. While I have thoroughly enjoyed the whimsical façade, I believe it is time to disclose my true identity. Besides, I am confident that an AI will be able to replicate all of this within a matter of weeks anyway.”
The Twitter account @secrettory12, which originated in April 2019, gained substantial popularity. Leveraging its success, Morris published a book entitled “The Diary of a Secret Tory MP: (Almost!) True Stories from the Heart of British Politics” in late September 2022. The opening paragraph of the book’s Amazon listing, connected to the Twitter account, affirms, “From Brexit to Covid, parties to pig culling, the Conservative government has veered from one crisis to another. Offering an insider’s perspective from the backbenches, the Secret Tory MP has witnessed all the trivial rivalries, ill-advised decision-making, and scandalous affairs that unfold within Whitehall. And the MP does not hesitate to share it all.”
The subsequent paragraphs of the book’s description leave no room for doubt that it is a work of satire. With humorous anecdotes such as the mystery MP drunkenly texting Liz Truss after consuming a crate of WKD, accompanying Jacob Rees-Mogg (alongside his children) to protest at a food bank, engaging in the “Trawler Wars” with the French, and even euthanizing Rishi Sunak’s dog – all within the span of a single October month – “The Diary of a Secret Tory MP” offers a comical spoof of conventional political journals. It unravels extraordinary events transpiring within Westminster over a tumultuous twelve-month period.
The video revealing Morris’s identity features parodies of notable Conservative figures, including Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg, further enhancing the satirical essence of the project.
Morris’s genuine Twitter account, currently set to private, underscores his dedication to environmental causes. Notably, he recently announced his plan to run 250km in the Cairngorms, raising awareness about the persecution faced by golden eagles.
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Tractor run lights up Pembrokeshire and raises funds for charity
THE PEMBROKESHIRE ILLUMINATED TRACTOR RUN took place today (Dec 21), raising funds for two vital charities: the Catrin Vaughan Foundation and Wales Air Ambulance.
Starting at Clarbeston Road AFC at 6:00pm, the brightly lit convoy of nearly 200 tractors made its way through Withybush Hospital and Haverfordwest High Street before finishing at the Pembrokeshire County Showground.
The annual event has become a highlight of the festive calendar, drawing large crowds to witness the spectacle of tractors adorned with colourful lights and decorations.
Funds raised from the event will support the Catrin Vaughan Foundation, which provides crucial assistance to families facing hardship, and the Wales Air Ambulance, delivering life-saving emergency medical care across the region.
Organisers praised the dedication of local farmers and volunteers, whose commitment ensures the event’s continued success year after year.
(Image: Nia Marshall/Facebook)
Business
Ferry Terminal ‘extremely busy’ due to ongoing Holyhead closure
PEMBROKE DOCK Ferry Terminal has been experiencing significant congestion today as ferry services remain under immense pressure following the closure of Holyhead Port earlier this month.
The disruption, caused by storm damage, has rerouted ferry traffic through Pembrokeshire, leading to long queues and crowded facilities at the terminal.
The Herald can confirm that it has been very busy today with cars, lorries, and foot passengers queuing in large numbers. Staff are working tirelessly to manage the influx, directing vehicles and assisting passengers as they prepare to board the heavily booked ferries.
A spokesperson for the Port of Milford Haven said: “We are working closely with ferry operators and local authorities to ensure traffic flows as smoothly as possible, but the sheer volume of vehicles is causing unavoidable delays.”
Travelers are being urged to arrive early for their sailings and to remain patient as the terminal operates at full capacity.
Both Stena Line and Irish Ferries have increased capacity on their Pembrokeshire routes, deploying larger vessels, including the Stena Adventurer and the MV James Joyce, to handle the surge in demand.
From our position at the terminal, our photographer has captured photos showing long lines of vehicles, groups of foot passengers carrying luggage, and port staff coordinating efforts to ease congestion.
Authorities are advising non-essential travelers to consider rescheduling their journeys where possible and to monitor updates from ferry operators closely.
(Photos: Martin Cavaney/Herald)
Community
Festive celebrations at St Davids Cathedral this weekend
ST DAVIDS Cathedral is set to host two special events on Sunday (Dec 22), offering a blend of joyful participation and traditional carol singing to mark the Christmas season.
In the morning, families are invited to the Scratch Nativity at 11:00am. Attendees are encouraged to come dressed as wise men, angels, sheep, or shepherds and take part in an unrehearsed retelling of the Christmas story. Canon Leigh described the event as: “Complete, wonderful chaos for an hour… but with some poignant, thought-provoking moments to centre ourselves on the real meaning of Christmas.”
Later in the evening, the Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols by Candlelight will take place at 7:00pm, featuring the Cathedral Choir. The event, steeped in tradition, will see the cathedral bathed in candlelight as carols and scripture readings fill the historic space.
Doors will open at 5:45pm for those seeking unreserved seating, and a large turnout is expected for this beloved Christmas celebration.
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