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How Hefin David brought humour to Senedd proceedings

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HEFIN DAVID, the Labour Senedd Member for Caerphilly who died suddenly last week, was one of life’s great characters.

He was intelligent, thoughtful and genuine – a tenacious campaigner on behalf of his Caerphilly constituents who was dedicated to improving people’s lives across Wales.

But he also had something in spades that few politicians possess: a proper sense of humour.

For many people, their abiding memory will be of a kind-hearted family man who had a knack of making people laugh and smile – even at the most trying times.

In that spirit, we trawled through the archives to bring you just some of Hefin’s very many witty contributions in the Senedd over the years.

The Labour Senedd member was renowned for his sharp sense of humour

Often a forward-thinker, Hefin led a debate in February on future flight technologies – from drones to flying cars – laying down a challenge to economy secretary Rebecca Evans.

“Far from being the stuff of sci-fi, these air vehicles are actually working,” he told the debating chamber. “I invite the minister to try one – we’ll get one off Temu.”

Scrutinising the housing minister in June, he asked whether the Welsh Government would give more money if the leader of Caerphilly council called for it. 

“Just say, ‘yes’, and I’ll let him know,” he remarked before his colleague could answer.

Hefin was a heckler extraordinaire, often getting a ticking off from the chair.

Calling for order in January, Elin Jones, the Senedd’s speaker or Llywydd, said: “Can we listen to the minister’s response? She’s being heckled by her own backbenches.”

Hefin jokingly set the record straight, intervening to point out that he was heckling Plaid Cymru’s Cefin Campbell – not his partner Vikki Howells, the higher education minister.

Hefin often had the Senedd, including the opposition benches, in stitches

During a debate about rugby TV rights in July last year, he said he had a lot in common with Rishi Sunak who had bemoaned going without “lots of things” as a child including Sky TV.

“My dad wouldn’t let us have Sky either and we had to listen to it on the radio,” Hefin told the Senedd, stressing that’s all he had in common with the former Tory prime minister.

Plaid Cymru’s Delyth Jewell later joked: “Who knew you had so much in common with Rishi Sunak? For anyone who missed the beginning of the debate, I’m not going to give context.”

Hefin told his political opponent: “Don’t put that on a leaflet!”

In February last year, as the Senedd discussed apprenticeships, Hefin thanked colleagues for referencing a report on transitions to employment which he had authored.

He said: “I’d be far too modest to do so myself but now that they have…”

In mid-November, Hefin paid tribute to the first minister’s warmth during a debate on Eluned Morgan’s first 100 days in office.

He told the Senedd: “We’ve known each other a long time now, she’s the only first minister who gives me a cwtch every time I see her. I can see Mark Drakeford getting a little worried there – I’m not expecting anything, finance minister.”

Hefin had a way of diffusing a fraught situation with humour as in September 2023 when the Senedd was asked to express no confidence in the then-transport minister over 20mph.

He paid credit to the Conservatives: “They’ve achieved something today that many have tried and many have failed: they’ve united two thirds of this chamber around Lee Waters.”

Then, he told the Senedd about an email he received from a constituent, saying: “It may well be you have an ambition to be our representative in Westminster when your dad retires.”

Hefin clarified: “Wayne David isn’t my dad and I think we need to make that absolutely clear.”

During first minister’s questions in July 2022, he struggled to hold it together to ask his question due to a colleague mucking about on the back benches.

He said: “I’m sorry. Alun Davies was being very silly there, he made me laugh.”

The speaker joked: “That statement is now on the record.” 

On another occasion, Hefin congratulated his Labour colleague on his “promotion” to the backbenches after he was sacked by then-incoming first minister Mark Drakeford.

Following a fiery exchange between the then-first minister and Plaid Cymru’s leader at FMQs in December 2022, Hefin lightened the mood as he would often do.

“Last week marked the one-year anniversary of the co-operation agreement, I’m glad to see it’s still so healthy,” he said, prompting laughter around the chamber.

When Dawn Bowden revealed in a June 2022 meeting that Hefin told her he would hide in the changing rooms to avoid PE at school, he joked: “That was a confidential conversation!”

And, in a remote meeting during the pandemic, Hefin wasn’t 100% sure if the then-culture minister was having technical troubles. “She’s either staring me out or she’s frozen,” he said.

In June 2021, he told the Senedd: “You won’t believe this but I was awful at sport in school,” as he claimed credit for the Senedd rugby side “absolutely smashing” Westminster’s team.

“But, in school, I was not interested in sport because I felt it was a team game,” he said. “And the chief whip will know I’m not so good at team stuff sometimes.”

When a transport chief lost their thread while appearing before a Senedd committee in January 2021, Hefin could hardly resist pointing out: “You lost your train of thought.”

In 2019, Hefin, a child of the 1980s, was chuffed to bits with the title of a committee report about the Welsh Baccalaureate, proclaiming ‘Bacc to the future’ as one of the best ever.

Another time, while trying to pry a clear-cut answer out of his friend and colleague Vaughan Gething, he said: “I feel like Jeremy Paxman interviewing Michael Howard.”

Hefin wasn’t afraid to poke fun at himself. When a witness described sixth formers as “more mature” in 2020, Hefin replied in typical fashion: “You didn’t know me in sixth form, then.”

In September 2022, he recalled an encounter with the Queen at the Senedd’s official opening after he was first elected in 2016: “She was looking directly at me. I have to say, Llywydd, I feel uncomfortable when you look directly at me.

“I wasn’t sure whether she had a frown on her face. I wasn’t sure whether I had upset her, and I was thinking, ‘Oh my God, I’ve upset her – it’s probably because I’m wearing a red tie’.

“But … she did actually give me – and I’m not making this up – a reassuring smile. So, I could rest easy… and think, ‘One thing I haven’t done is upset the Queen’.”

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Cosheston Garden Centre expansion approved by planners

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PLANS to upgrade a garden centre on the main road to Pembroke Dock have been given the go-ahead.

In an application to Pembrokeshire County Council, submitted through agent Hayston Developments & Planning Ltd, Mr and Mrs Wainwright sought permission for upgrade of a garden centre with a relocated garden centre sales area, additional parking and the creation of ornamental pond and wildlife enhancement area (partly in retrospect) at Cosheston Garden Centre, Slade Cross, Cosheston.

The application was a resubmission of a previously refused scheme, with the retrospective aspects of the works starting in late 2023.

The site has a long planning history, and started life as a market garden and turkey farm in the 1980s, and then a number of applications for new development.

A supporting statement says the previously-refused application included setting aside a significant part of the proposed new building for general retail sales as a linked farm shop and local food store/deli in addition to a coffee bar.

It was refused on the grounds of “the proposal was deemed to be contrary to retail policies and the likely impact of that use on the vitality and viability of nearby centres,” the statement said, adding: “Secondly, in noting that vehicular access was off the A 477 (T) the Welsh Government raised an objection on the grounds that insufficient transport information had been submitted in respect of traffic generation and highway safety.”

It said the new scheme seeks to address those issues; the development largely the same with the proposed new garden centre building now only proposed to accommodate a relocated garden centre display sales area rather than a new retail sales area with other goods, but retaining a small ancillary coffee bar area.

“Additional information, in the form of an independent and comprehensive Transport Statement, has now been submitted to address the objection raised by the Welsh Government in respect of highway safety,” the statement said.

It conceded: “It is acknowledged that both the creation of the ornamental pond and ‘overspill’ parking area do not have the benefit of planning permission and therefore these aspects of the application are ‘in retrospect’ and seeks their retention.”

It finished: “Essentially, this proposal seeks to upgrade existing facilities and offer to the general public. It includes the ‘relocation’ of a previously existing retail display area which had been ‘lost’ to the ornamental pond/amenity area and to provide this use within the proposed new building and moves away from the previously proposed ‘farm shop’ idea which we thought had merit.

“This revised proposal therefore involves an ‘upgrading’ rather than an ‘expansion’ of the existing garden centre use.”

An officer report recommending approval said that, while the scheme would still be in the countryside rather than within a settlement boundary, the range of goods sold would be “typical of the type of goods sold in a garden centre and which could be sold elsewhere within the garden centre itself,” adding: “Unlike the recent planning application refused permission it is not intended to sell delicatessen goods, dried food, fruit and vegetables, pet products and gifts.”

It added that a transport statement provided had been reviewed by the Welsh Government, which did not object on highway grounds subject to conditions on any decision notice relating to visibility splays and parking facilities.

The application was conditionally approved.

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Tenby Poundland site could become retro gaming lounge

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TENBY’S former Poundland and Royal Playhouse cinema could become a retro computer gaming lounge, plans submitted to the national park hope.

Following a takeover by investment firm Gordon Brothers, Poundland shut 57 stores earlier this year, including Tenby.

Prior to being a Poundland, the site was the Royal Playhouse, which had its final curtain in early 2011 after running for nearly a century.

The cinema had been doing poor business after the opening of a multiplex in Carmarthen; in late 2010 the opening night of the-then latest Harry Potter blockbuster only attracted an audience of 12 people.

In an application to Pembrokeshire Coast National Park, Matthew Mileson of Newport-based MB Games Ltd, seeks permission for a ‘CONTINUE? Retro Gaming Lounge’ sign on the front of the former Gatehouse (Playhouse) Cinema, White Lion Street, most recently used as a Poundland store.

The signage plans form part of a wider scheme for a retro gaming facility at the former cinema site, which has a Grade-II-listed front facade, a supporting statement through agent Asbri Planning Ltd says.

“The subject site is located within the settlement of Tenby along White Lion St. The site was formerly the Gatehouse Cinema and currently operates as a Poundland discount store, which closed on October 18.”

It adds: “This application forms part of a wider scheme for the change of use to the former Gatehouse Cinema. Advertisement consent is sought for a non-illuminated aluminium composite folded panel that will be bolted onto the front façade of the proposed building, in replacement of the existing signage (Poundland).”

It stresses: “It is considered that the proposed advertisement will not have a detrimental impact on the quality of the environment, along with being within a proportionate scale of the building. It is considered that the proposed signage will reflect site function.

“Furthermore, due to the sympathetic scale and design of the sign itself, it is considered that the proposal will not result in any adverse visual amenity impacts.

“The proposal is reduced in sized compared to the existing Poundland advertisement. The sign will not be illuminated. Given the above it is considered that such proportionate signate in association with the proposed retro gaming lounge is acceptable and does not adversely affect visual amenity.”

An application for a retro gaming lounge by MB Games Ltd was recently given the go-ahead in Swansea.

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Llandeloy cottage crochet plans given the green light

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A CALL to change the use of a Pembrokeshire farm holiday cottage to a crochet workshop has been given the go-ahead by Pembrokeshire planners.

In an application to Pembrokeshire County Council, Mr and Mrs Evans of Lochmeyler Farm, Llandeloy, through agent Harries Planning Design Management, sought permission for a change of use of a self-catered cottage to a crochet workshop.

A supporting statement says the application, one of a number of historic farm diversification schemes on site “seeks to continue to evolve with current market demands,” the cottage proposed for the change of use once a former outbuilding that was originally converted in 1992 into “a well-established holiday let”.

It added: “Made by Margo is a well-regarded local business founded by Margo Evans, a passionate lifelong crafter who began knitting at a young age. Her company specialises in creating handcrafted, contemporary crochet products using high-quality natural materials.

“Accordingly, Margo is a highly sought-after teacher known for her popular crochet classes.  This proposal is motivated by a recognised need for a permanent space for the business, as to date the applicant has needed to use community halls or similar spaces to accommodate clients.

“Thus, the proposed change of use will secure a permanent space for these workshops and will future proof the business against the lack of availability of public spaces.

“Other alternatives have been considered with the cottage being the most viable option, particularly as demand has waned for holiday cottage post Covid-19. The holiday cottage, whilst once popular, is no longer in high demand, with visitors requiring more modern amenities and larger spaces which without significant investment, this holiday cottage is unable to provide.

“Consequently, the cottage’s change of use will diversify the farm’s revenue, while simultaneously providing a permanent base for a small rural business. While the primary customer base is local, the space may also help attract seasonal tourism and broaden the business’s appeal.”

It says the operation would be on a small scale, with a maximum of six people per class and a three day per-week schedule.

An officer report, recommending approval, said: “The provision of a workshop would have both social and environmental benefits for the applicant and local community through the provision of business and income generated from the operation.

“With regard to environmental impacts, positive environmental impacts would be achieved through the re-use of the building. Whilst the proposed location is in the open countryside, which is not a sustainable location, the proposed operation of the business is low scale.  It is considered that the number of trips would be of low frequency when compared to the potential number of trips that are generated from tourism.”

The application was conditionally approved.

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