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Paws-ibly dog-free show comes to Torch Theatre

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ACCLAIMED theatre-maker Sam Freeman is bringing We’re Not Getting A Dog to the Torch Theatre in Milford Haven this February — a new, comic, roughly 72-minute solo show packed with domestic observation and a quietly rueful bite.

Told through passive-aggressive letters, early-morning jet-washing and the small rituals we cling to in an effort to make a house feel like a home, the production casts a wry eye on what it means to live close to other people — neighbours we see every day, yet barely know.

“It’s really hard to describe the show,” Freeman said. “I guess it’s best to imagine a really gorgeous Radio 4 late-night comedy, but performed live — it’s heart-warming and like being wrapped in a warm hug. It’s a show to warm the soul.”

The performance weaves multiple storylines together: a couple sprinting through rain to catch a bus, a man staring at a blank laptop screen in despair, and a woman opening an envelope to reveal a photograph. Each moment builds towards a bigger picture, drawing the audience into a narrative where not everything is as straightforward as it first appears.

“It’s a real joy to perform because you let this story unfold,” Freeman added. “You see these moments where people laugh, occasionally cry, but also join the dots and discover that not everything is as simple as it first may seem.”

Read from a little black book, the show has been described as a hidden gem — a quietly powerful and comic examination of home, connection and distance.

And for anyone wondering about the dog on the poster, Freeman has an answer.

“Everyone wants to know about the dog on the poster… It’s my border terrier Poppy — absolute psychopath,” he said. “Whether she makes it into the show… well… you’ll have to see it to find out.”

We’re Not Getting A Dog will be performed at the Torch Theatre on Saturday, 14 February at 7.30pm. Tickets are £8. For more information, visit the Torch Theatre website or contact the Box Office on (01646) 695267.

 

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The maths behind slot machine volatility

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WHILE the outcome of any slot machine is random and there’s no way to predict whether you will win or lose, there are a few factors that can affect how much or how often a slot machine pays out winnings. 

So, let’s take a deeper look at slot machine volatility and how it can affect the gaming experience for players. 

What is RTP?

Before we discuss volatility, it’s important to know another term: RTP. Return to player –  typically referred to as RTP – is the percentage of all bets returned to players over a certain period of time. 

Higher RTP slot machines generally provide better long-term value while lower RTP games favour the house more, but do tend to offer bigger jackpots and more engaging bonus features. 

How Volatility Affects Slot Machines

Volatility refers to how much and how often a game pays out winnings. Even if two slot machines have the same RTP, they may still have very different results if their volatility levels aren’t the same. NetBet casino, for example, has tons of games with the same RTP, but the outcome of each may still vary wildly because of their volatility – this is something to keep in mind when choosing a slot machine. 

Slots with high volatility pay out larger amounts less often, while slots with low volatility pay out more regularly, but in smaller amounts. This means long-term, they do have the same RTP, but from a short-term perspective, the upshot can be very different. 

How RTP and Volatility Can Affect Gameplay 

A game that pays out less frequently may sound less appealing, but for many people this just adds to the thrill of the game and makes winning feel more rewarding. Low RTP slots are typically more immersive and engaging too, catering to players who like a more stimulating gaming experience. Casual players, however, are more likely to favour the platforms that pay out more frequently.  

Choose Your Platform Wisely 

Before you even look at the games on offer, verifying the safety of your chosen casino is your primary priority. For those looking for online entertainment in Pembrokeshire, the relevant regulatory body is the UK Gambling Commission. You should only use platforms that hold a valid UKGC licence, as this ensures the operator follows strict consumer protection and fair play guidelines. Checking a site’s credentials takes only a few seconds: simply scroll to the footer of the webpage to find the UKGC logo and the operator’s account number. You can then search this number on the public register via the Gambling Commission website to confirm it is active.

Once you know the platform is regulated, you can start looking at your odds. While you cannot guarantee a win based on the Return to Player rate or volatility of a specific slot machine, understanding what these factors mean can help you make a more informed decision about which games suit your preferences.

The most important thing to remember is that no matter what kind of slot machine you choose, gambling responsibly is crucial. Slots are purely games of chance. Treat them as a form of entertainment rather than a way to make money. Always set strict budgets, take regular breaks, and never chase your losses. By managing your time and spending carefully, you ensure your gaming remains a safe and enjoyable experience.

 

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Shakespeare’s ‘mistaken identities’ to appear on outdoor Pembrokeshire stage

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Following the success of last year’s spellbinding production of The Tempest, SPAN Arts is thrilled to welcome back The Festival Players for another evening of open-air Shakespeare in the stunning grounds of Lampeter House, near Narberth. 

Featuring one of Shakespeare’s earliest plays, ‘The Comedy of Errors’ follows two sets of twins, twin brothers and their twin servants, separated by a shipwreck. When they unknowingly arrive in the same town on the same day, a whirlwind of confusion unfolds.

Mistaken identities lead to comic chaos: husbands appear to fall in love with the wrong people, debts go unpaid, and servants lock their masters out of their own homes. As the confusion builds, the play explores themes of identity, family and belonging.

The Festival Players bring this lively farce to life with original live music, fast-paced storytelling, traditional costume and plenty of humour, as part of their 2026 (and 41st) open-air summer theatre tour.

Lampeter House provides the perfect stage for this unforgettable evening. Nestled amongst towering trees and gardens full of character, the intimate amphitheatre setting promises a truly atmospheric experience.

So whether you’re a lifelong Shakespeare fan or a newcomer to his work, this performance offers the chance to enjoy world-class theatre under the open skies.

Make your evening complete with a delicious pre-show supper. A hot summer cawl with bread and cheese will be available to pre-order for just £6 while vegetarian and other dietary options are available by simply selecting your preference when booking online or over the phone. A fully stocked bar and refreshments will also be available throughout the evening.

A limited number of mats and ground seating will be provided, but audiences are encouraged to bring their own picnic blankets or low-backed chairs for maximum comfort. As the performance will proceed come rain or shine, please dress appropriately for the weather.

This year’s production takes place on Friday June 12, with the doors opening at 6pm and the performance commencing at 7pm.

Tickets can be reserved on 01834 869323.

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Torch Youth Theatre takes aim with Robin Hood adventure

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OVER 50 young actors will take to the Torch Theatre stage this summer for a new version of the classic Robin Hood tale.

Robin Hood: The Legend of the Black Knight will be performed by members of Torch Youth Theatre across three nights in July, promising adventure, excitement and a few unexpected twists.

The production will feature the familiar ingredients of the much-loved story, with Robin Hood robbing from the rich to give to the poor, the Sheriff of Nottingham causing trouble, and Maid Marian presented as a spirited heroine.

Director Tim Howe said: “All the elements of the story we know and love will be there. Robin Hood robs from the rich and gives to the poor, the Sheriff of Nottingham is up to no good, and Maid Marian is exactly the feisty heroine we all need.

“But it wouldn’t be a Torch Youth Theatre production without some things you won’t be expecting, and we can’t wait to share those surprises with you.”

Youth theatre success

The show follows the record-breaking success of Sycamore Gap and forms part of a busy year of activity for young people at the Torch.

Torch Youth Theatre provides weekly sessions during school term time for young people aged seven to 18. All members are able to take part in the summer production, with no auditions required.

Tim added: “We provide weekly sessions during school term time for young people aged seven to 18, all of whom are able to take part in the summer production – there are no auditions – and booking is now open.

“We also offer activity in the summer when young people can join us for a full week of workshops and rehearsals to create a production which is shared in our studio for their families and friends. So there’s loads of ways to join in with us.”

The Torch Youth Theatre’s sessions and productions aim to develop young people’s theatrical skills while also giving them a space to find their voice, build confidence and learn more about themselves and each other.

Robin Hood: The Legend of the Black Knight will be performed at the Torch Theatre on Monday, July 20, Tuesday, July 21 and Wednesday, July 22 at 6:30pm.

Tickets cost £10, or £8 for concessions, and are available from torchtheatre.co.uk or the Box Office on 01646 695267.

 

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