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Badger’s Birthday Honours

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HELLO READERS!

badgerlovescakeIt is one year since Badger was lured out of the comfort of his sett to cast a jaundiced eye over the outside world. And what a year it has been! Starting almost from the beginning, Badger has managed to burrow away to find information and, where possible, to bring it out blinking and shy into daylight. Badger has written something in the region of 50,000 words over the last twelve months. Some pieces have been funny; some have expressed outrage in varying degrees of bemusement and dismay; but Badger hopes that they have, at least managed to entertain and inform.

The almost unfettered licence has been given to follow his nose has sometimes caused offence, but not too often, Badger hopes, and not to people to whom Badger did not mean to cause offence. With the caveat that causing offence to those Badger thinks deserve it is both a worthwhile pursuit and causes only those with something to hide to wriggle in discomfort or complain. Being one of the friendly woodland folk of whom tree-huggers are so fond, and ( as is customary on birthdays, there will be gime gifts. Being an odd sort of Badger, it is Badger that will be doling them out to those he deems most deserving. It is for you, Badger’s readers to decide whether the right people have had their just deserts (Badger checked the spelling this time!)  Public Servant of the Year.
This prestigious award is for the person who has done the most to expose the sheer incompetence at the heart of the administration of our County. The overwhelming winner of this award is Badger’s old chum ‘DIMOND’ DAVID PUGH. No single councillor did more to make sure that the Pembrokeshire public were made fully aware of just how supine, dim-witted and in the pocket of officers the !PPG Cabinet and its band of carpet-baggers are than ‘Dimond Dave’. Not a man to stint on digging a bloody big hole for himself and then to carry on digging, ‘Dimond’ Dave ranted and fulminated against those Councillors seeking information. He misled the Full Council; invented an imaginary wall on a building he claimed to have inspected; and said there was nothing to see in the grants scandal that has enveloped the council. The same scandal which has led to European funding being pull from other deserving Projects. How could ‘Dimond’ Dave have known what was afoot?

Well, he could have engaged his own critical faculties, presuming they exist, and done his own research. But no, he relied on the necessarily self-serving advice of officers who were tying to cover the tracks of their own serial incompetence and laxity (Badger said kindly).
Council Employee of the Year
Which employee has most contributed, whether deliberately or inadvertently to the gaiety of public discourse in Pembrokeshire? On the one hand Badger has to consider the claims of the Red Czar of the Kremlin, Bryn Parry-Jones, whose achievements go without explanation. On the other you have the claim of Doctor Doolittle himself, Dr Steven Jones the Council’s Director of Development, who memorably told the Audit Committee that anything found wrong with the Town Heritage Initiative and Commercial Property Grants Scheme in Pembroke and Pembroke Dock would amount to the equivalent of a few missing bread rolls from the canteen. Then we come to Gwyn Evans, the Council’s European Manager, whose Humpty-Dumpty like way with a dictionary and semantics belies his bean-counting background.

A tough call, this one. The little tin god in the CEO’s chair has come in for a lot of flak and a lot of attention. All of it richly deserved. On the other hand, he has let the muppets and puppets in the IPPG Cabinet do his speaking for him, without being quite so crass as to venture into the public debate himself. And it would be unfair to pick again on Gwyn Evans. After all, kudos should always go to the organ grinder and not his monkey. It is for this reason that the bland, arrogant and patronising remarks of Dr Steven Jones mark him out as a man apart.
As in only tangentially touching upon reality as he floats by in a cloud of self-contained self-assurance.

So: well done DR STEVEN JONES Badger sincerely hopes your future in industrial catering is a long and happy one. Remember bread rolls count when considering margin.
Business of the Year As the song goes: “You and me, we sweat and strain/ body all weary and wracked with pain”. But not if you were responsible for presiding over the almighty collapse of a business in hock to local businesses for hundreds of thousands of pounds. Mope, in those circumstances you just walk away and pretend that the accounts which showed Mustang Marine as your subsidiary were in error, even though the same accountants prepared them as prepared your own. You change your website as Mustang Marine was collapsing in effort to evade liability for Mustang Marine’s debts. Traders claim they were told that you stood behind Mustang Marine and that you would make sure they were paid. You had your own men involved at Mustang Marine, so you cannot say you did not know what was going on and what went wrong when money went on paying big directors’ bonuses and building new offices. Refineries come and dry docks go, but that old man river, the MILFORD HAVEN PORT AUTHORITY, it just keeps rollin’ along. Way to go Alec Don!
Trevor Purt Award
This award, formerly the Gordon Brown Memorial Cup, is given to the person who has created the biggest god-awful mess and then walked away from it to another well paid job.
On the basis that Bryn Parry Jones’ exit is not imminent and that Jamie Adams has the type of neck most often found on brass giraffes, there can be only one winner in the award’s inaugural year. Hats off, readers, to ‘Honorary Professor’ TREVOR PURT. Man. Legend. Beloved cost-cutting axe-man who thinks ‘excellence’ is synonymous with wrecking local health services and overseeing a series of decisions that has irreparably damaged the relationship between local people and their health care provider. The Rochdale Ranger rides off into the gloom of North Wales with Pembrokeshire’s curses ringing in his ears. Yes readers like TS Eliot’s Macavity the Mystery Cat, when the well-known brown and smelly stuff hits the fan (and it will) Pimpernel Prof Putt, won’t be there. Will we miss him, readers? It depends how big the field gun is and how accurate its ranging. (Watch out Betsi Cadwaladr! ‘Unforeseen recruitment problems’ ahoy!)
The Badger Award
That Badger has amused, annoyed, perplexed and informed his readers for the last twelve months is always nice to discover. Someone, whilst in their cups, said to Badger that he must really hate the Council, the Health Board and the Welsh Government. Badger was mortified. Badger LOVES them all. Without the constant stream of imbecilities pouring out of those bodies and others, Badger would have no material with which to work. But most of all Badger could not be Badger without the information readers send to him. And to you, readers, Badger gives his most personal and heartfelt award. His thanks.

 

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Prince William faces diplomatic tightrope on first Saudi Arabia visit

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Energy, trade and human rights concerns collide as UK deploys monarchy’s ‘soft power’

PRINCE WILLIAM will step into one of the most politically sensitive overseas trips of his public life this week as he travels to Saudi Arabia at the request of the UK Government.

Unlike recent royal visits to Estonia, Poland or South Africa, this tour carries significant diplomatic weight, placing the Prince of Wales at the centre of a complex balancing act between strengthening economic ties and confronting a deeply controversial human rights record.

Sources close to the Palace say William “didn’t flinch” when asked to go, viewing such duties as part of his responsibility as heir to the throne.

But Saudi Arabia presents challenges unlike almost anywhere else on the royal calendar.

A country in transition

The visit will focus on energy transition and young people, two areas the kingdom is promoting heavily as it attempts to diversify its oil-dependent economy.

In recent years Saudi Arabia has staged major sporting and cultural events, including Formula One races, international film festivals and high-profile entertainment shows. The country will also host the men’s football World Cup in 2034.

Officials argue this signals modernisation and openness.

Critics say it is “sportswashing” — using global events to distract from repression.

Human rights organisations including Amnesty International continue to raise concerns over restrictions on free speech, criminalisation of same-sex relationships and harsh penalties for dissent.

While reforms have allowed women to drive and increased participation in public life, significant legal and social limits remain.

Meeting a controversial leader

Central to the trip will be talks with Mohammed bin Salman, widely known as MBS, the kingdom’s de facto ruler.

The crown prince is credited with pushing economic reforms but remains internationally divisive.

A US intelligence report concluded he approved the 2018 killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi inside the Saudi consulate in Istanbul — an allegation he denies and Saudi Arabia rejects.

Whether William raises such issues privately is unlikely to be disclosed. Kensington Palace does not comment on confidential conversations.

However, the prince will be briefed extensively by the Foreign Office and the British Embassy before any meetings.

Soft power diplomacy

Government insiders describe William as a key diplomatic asset.

One source said the monarchy acts as a “secret weapon”, able to open doors politicians sometimes cannot.

This form of so-called soft power has long been part of the Royal Family’s overseas role — building relationships first, leaving governments to handle the harder negotiations.

Dr Neil Quilliam of Chatham House says Saudi leaders value high-level recognition from Britain.

“Deploying Prince William sends a signal that the UK takes the relationship seriously,” he said.

Energy cooperation and investment are expected to dominate talks, particularly as Britain seeks new partners during the global shift away from fossil fuels.

Echoes of the past

The visit also reflects longstanding links between the two royal families.

King Charles III has travelled to Saudi Arabia numerous times over the decades and is said to maintain warm relations with senior figures there.

William is now expected to assume a more prominent global role as he prepares for future kingship.

A delicate balancing act

For many observers, images of handshakes between William and MBS will be uncomfortable.

Yet world leaders continue to engage with Riyadh, citing its strategic and economic importance.

The prince’s task is unlikely to involve grand statements. Instead, it will be quiet diplomacy — maintaining dialogue while representing British values.

It is a careful, sometimes uneasy role.

But it is one the monarchy has long performed: building bridges in places where politics alone struggles to tread.

 

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Ice rink campaign launched for Pembrokeshire

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Survey underway as resident explores sites and funding for year-round skating facility

PLANS to bring a permanent ice skating rink to Pembrokeshire are gathering momentum after a local resident began talks with council officers and launched a public survey to test demand.

Big plans: Jemma Davies

Jemma Davies, from Newgale, says the county is missing out on a major leisure attraction that could benefit families, schools and visitors while creating new jobs.

At present, the nearest full-time rink for Pembrokeshire residents is in Cardiff — a round trip of several hours — making regular skating sessions difficult for many families.

She believes a local facility could change that.

“I think it would give people something completely different to do here,” she said. “It’s exercise, it’s social, and it’s something children could take up after school instead of having to travel out of the county.”

Early talks with council

Jemma has already met officers from Pembrokeshire County Council’s sport and recreation department to discuss whether the idea could be viable.

She is also hoping to approach Sport Wales to explore possible funding streams and support.

To measure interest, she has set up an online questionnaire asking residents whether they would use an ice rink and how far they would be willing to travel.

She said early responses have been positive, with families, young people and skating enthusiasts backing the idea.

Reusing empty buildings

Rather than constructing a new arena, Jemma is investigating whether vacant premises could be converted, reducing costs.

Potential options include a former retail unit in Haverfordwest or a large hangar-style building near existing leisure attractions.

She said: “If we can reuse a building that’s already there, it keeps the costs down and brings life back into empty spaces at the same time.”

As part of her research, she plans to visit Vindico Arena to better understand the practicalities of running a rink.

More than just skating

Beyond public sessions, she believes a rink could host school trips, birthday parties, events and competitions, while encouraging young people to take up winter sports.

“Pembrokeshire has produced plenty of sporting talent over the years,” she said. “There’s no reason we couldn’t develop figure skaters or ice hockey players here too.”

Residents who want to share their views can complete the online survey.

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Jemma Davies: Hopes to bring a permanent ice rink to Pembrokeshire (Pic: Supplied).

 

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Moonpig’s Welsh fail still on sale as mistranslated St David’s Day card sparks laughs

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A GREETING card meant to celebrate St David’s Day has become an accidental comedy hit after shoppers spotted its Welsh message makes absolutely no sense – and, even better, it is still on sale.

The card, sold by online retailer Moonpig, reads: “Hapus Dewi Sant Dydd.”

Unfortunately for the designers, that translates back into something closer to “Happy David Saint Day” or “Day Saint David Happy” rather than the correct Welsh phrase, “Dydd Dewi Sant Hapus.”

In other words, the words are right – just in completely the wrong order.

The mistake was first highlighted by Nation.Cymru, prompting plenty of amusement online, with some joking it looked like the result of a lazy copy-and-paste from an automatic translator.

The Herald decided to check for itself.

And yes – as of today – the card is still live and available to buy on Moonpig’s website.

Customers can personalise it and add it to their basket just like any other design, with no sign the message has been corrected.

One reader joked: “It’s like they put the words in a hat and picked them out at random.”

Another described it as “peak AI Welsh”.

For Welsh speakers, the error is immediately obvious. Welsh sentence structure differs from English, so simply translating each word individually rarely works. It’s the linguistic equivalent of writing “Birthday happy you” on a cake.

There was also online chatter that the dragon artwork may be facing the wrong direction – though by that point, the language had already stolen the show.

With St David’s Day cards meant to celebrate Welsh culture, the gaffe feels particularly ironic.

Still, if you fancy a collector’s item or a bit of office wall décor, you might want to be quick. Once someone at Moonpig finally runs it past an actual Welsh person, this one could quietly disappear.

Photo caption: The mistranslated St David’s Day card still available for sale on the Moonpig website (Pic: Moonpig).

 

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