HEARD the story about the ‘major’ car crash in Tesco’s car park, Cardigan?  The one where no one was hurt and no vehicles were damaged?

Or how about the story where a Cardigan street was recently pronounced as having the slowest average broadband speed in the whole of Wales?  Except the ‘street’ is nowhere near Cardigan at all, but a hefty seven miles away – in Ponthirwaun.

Now, as hundreds of disgruntled Cardigan newspaper readers are becoming increasingly disillusioned at the ‘click-bait stories’ appearing in their 158-year-old local paper, another online publication is proving a farcical force to be reckoned with.

Enter the ‘Teifiside Aggravator’.

This week The Pembrokeshire Herald met up with the Aggravator’s creator and editor for an exclusive insight into what prompted its heady arrival into the ever-changing world of online media.

“It all started when I began to realise that so many of the news articles in the local paper were just pure nonsense,” he said.  (And before anyone starts wondering who was being interviewed, the editor wishes to remain anonymous.  All we know is that he’s male, 24 years old, and has lived ‘near Cardigan’ for the past 15 years).

“Take that car crash story in Tesco’s car park … it was a nothing story, because nothing had happened.  It was just a tiny little bump.  And yet it hit the newspaper with a big headline.

“I also began realising how much misinformation is being fed to each and every one of us, and the social implications that this means as a whole.

“Globally it’s such a huge issue, so I wanted to see what the limits are.

“This week many of us have been affected by the power cuts and I’ve been offline for two days.  And this made me realise that the global issues which we’re bombarded with are suddenly irrelevant – the most important things are the things that are immediately around us.

“And it’s not just a manipulation by the media but all those other influencers, including the Government and everyone with a lot of reach.”

Which brings us neatly back to the Teifiside Aggravator.

Its first story, published on November 25, 2024, told of the controversial plans to replace Llechryd’s historic bridge with a £1.5 million flood-resilient structure built by a Chinese construction firm.  Then there was Emyr the heroic sheep (soon to be honoured in the local Eisteddfod), who saved the life of a six-year-old child on a farm in Synod Inn closely followed by Cardigan’s acute sourdough shortage coupled with the locals’ failure to put the lids back on their marmite pots.  Last but by no means least came Cardigan’s ‘bauble-based blunder after borough bigwigs bungled their budget with its plastic Christmas tree (Don’t you just love the Aggravator’s use of alliteration?)

The articles are beautifully composed, highly entertaining and ever-so-blatantly tongue in cheek, thanks to the candid thought processes of the editor.

“Very single article is written by AI,” he laughs.  “Obviously the ideas are all mine and I give AI very firm instructions on how they should be written, usually with a fair bit of alliteration and the occasional stupid word dropped in.  It usually takes around ten takes before I’m happy with the story but the interesting thing is, I’m still not sure whether everyone who reads my stories realises they’re fake.  

“For example, people shared their disappointment over the Christmas tree story and the town council’s decision to erect a fake tree instead of a real one, and loads more people were extremely upset at the fact that Lechryd bridge was going to come down.

“But once people figure out that the stories are false, they find them funny.  And to date, I haven’t seen anything negative in the way they’re being presented.”

One can’t help comparing the Teifiside Aggravator concept with that of Barri Bryth, Ceredig Pysgod-Jones and Gito Goch who are the unstoppable reporters responsible for Pembrokeshire Cachu News and its satirical news sensations.  Since launching in 2020, the online news site has amassed over 10,000 followers.

“Yes, it’s quite entertaining to see people fall for my stories and believe that they’re true, but it’s made me realise that these people are no different to me. There’s probably someone out there laughing at my expense when I read what they’ve written, believing it to be true.

“Misinformation is such a big thing at the moment, with people telling us what we should be eating or who we should be supporting or not supporting.”

Speaking with the Aggravator, it soon becomes apparent that whoever is responsible for its creation is an exceptionally logical, clear-minded character.  Despite still being offline as a result of the power cut, he was already working on his next story.

“Every story is about current events, but how they are presented may differ from reality.  And this is because I feel that we should be focussing on the things that are directly in front of us in real life, and stop allowing ourselves to consume anything without critical thinking.

“At the end of the day, virtually everything around us is manipulated, even the article that you’re reading at the moment.  The person who wrote it may not have understood everything in the context of how it was said, or perhaps the person who was interviewed just gave out snapshots of what was meant.”

Meanwhile, even though the Aggravator’s origins were inspired by the shortfallings of the local newspaper, the editor has now left those shortcomings firmly behind.

“I don’t care about the local newspaper any more – I’ve left that one behind,” concluded the Aggravator.

“ All I’m interested in is opening people’s minds to what’s going on in the information we’re being given on a constant basis.”

A JURY at Swansea Crown Court has been shown graphic images of injuries sustained by a man whose lip was bitten off during an altercation at a Saundersfoot pub.

The incident occurred on October 28, 2022, when Stephen Kanauros visited The Boathouse to celebrate his daughter’s birthday with his wife, Kate, their daughter, and her boyfriend.

The Crown alleges that shortly before 10:30 pm, James O’Neill, 53, from Merthyr Tydfil, struck Mr. Kanauros to the ground. CCTV footage played in court on Monday showed Mr. Kanauros surrounded by O’Neill, his son, Aron O’Neill, 25, and his nephew, Shaun Nicholas, 24. Moments later, Mr. Kanauros stood up with blood pouring from his mouth.

“James O’Neill had bitten a part of his lip off,” Dyfed Thomas KC, prosecuting, told the jury. “The section that had been bitten off was later found on the floor.”

The court also heard that James O’Neill bit Mr. Kanauros’ finger during the altercation. “He intended to cause harm—really serious harm—and he certainly achieved it,” added Mr. Thomas.

Charges and allegations

James O’Neill denies charges of grievous bodily harm with intent and a lesser charge of causing grievous bodily harm. Aron O’Neill, of Dane Street, Merthyr Tydfil, and Shaun Nicholas, of Japonica Drive, Dowlais, both deny causing actual bodily harm to Mr. Kanauros.

The prosecution claims the violence stemmed from James O’Neill’s anger after bar staff questioned his daughter, Lowri O’Neill, about her ID while she was buying alcohol. Following the exchange, staff asked the group to leave.

“James O’Neill responded angrily, blowing vape smoke towards the staff and calling them the ‘c’ word,” said Mr. Thomas. “He was then seen confronting another man near the door, beckoning him outside for a fight.”

Events leading to violence

The jury was shown CCTV footage of Kate Kanauros dancing near her husband, who stood by the bar, before the altercation escalated. James O’Neill was seen walking through the bar as others, including Mrs. Kanauros, tried to usher him outside to defuse the situation.

The footage showed James O’Neill pushing Mrs. Kanauros, causing her to fall backwards. “The complainant then stepped in,” said Mr. Thomas. “You may think it was to protect his wife or because he was angry that she had been assaulted.”

The prosecution argued that James O’Neill’s claim of self-defence was unfounded. “He had already displayed aggression towards staff and another individual at the door,” said Mr. Thomas. “To claim he was acting in self-defence is simply untrue.”

The trial continues and is expected to conclude early next week.

A REPORT from the Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) and Stantec reveals that Openreach’s ongoing rollout of Ultrafast Full Fibre broadband could inject £1 billion into the Welsh economy by 2029.

This prediction coincides with a major milestone: over one million homes and businesses in Wales now have access to ultrafast Full Fibre broadband via Openreach’s network.

The research, commissioned by Openreach, highlights the transformative potential of Full Fibre broadband, including economic growth, job creation, and enhanced social connectivity.

Lion Hotel: A digital transformation success story

Treorchy’s award-winning Lion Hotel is among the properties celebrating the broadband milestone. Known as a community hub and a venue for study groups, meetings, and co-working, the Lion Hotel has embraced digital transformation with the installation of ultrafast broadband.

Adrian Emmett, the hotel’s owner, explained: “Since coming out of lockdown, we’ve digitised our business systems, including music, tills, CCTV, and bookings. But our Wi-Fi often struggled, letting down customers who use the Lion Hotel as a shared working space. With ultrafast broadband, we can now provide a seamless experience. It’s a game changer for our business and the community.”

The Lion Hotel has also installed interactive dart systems and plans to expand its TikTok presence, which already boasts 127,000 followers and 260 million views. Emmett added:
“With ultrafast broadband, the sky’s the limit. We can now explore live streaming and other opportunities that weren’t possible before.”

Economic and social benefits

The Cebr report outlines the extensive benefits of Full Fibre broadband:

• Economic Growth: Contributing £66 billion in Gross Value Added (GVA) to the UK economy by 2029.
• Job Creation: Enabling 620,000 people, including parents and older workers, to re-enter the workforce through flexible opportunities.
• Healthcare Advancements: Supporting five million online appointments annually by 2029—double the current figure.
• Educational Gains: Improving pass rates for 21,700 students in key subjects.
• Property Value Increases: Boosting the average home value by £1,900.
• Environmental Impact: Reducing car journeys and carbon emissions by allowing 1.4 million more people to work from home.

Government support and future plans

Welsh Secretary Jo Stevens praised the milestone, stating:
“Reaching one million properties in Wales with ultrafast broadband is a significant achievement. Full Fibre broadband is essential for boosting growth and productivity in communities across Wales.”

Rebecca Evans, Welsh Government Cabinet Secretary for Economy, Energy and Planning, added: “The Welsh Government is committed to delivering the connectivity services that businesses, the public sector, and homes in Wales need to thrive. This milestone is a testament to that commitment.”

Openreach aims to expand its Fibre network to 25 million UK premises by 2026, with plans to reach 30 million by the decade’s end. Suzanne Rutherford, from Openreach’s Complex Engineering Wales, said:
“With Full Fibre now available to one million Welsh homes and businesses, we’re laying the groundwork for economic growth, job creation, and increased opportunities for remote work and digital innovation.”

To check Full Fibre availability, residents can use the Openreach postcode checker and contact their broadband provider to upgrade. More details can be found in the Cebr report at openreach.com/about/policy-hub.